2 legends and counting.
A neighborhood social post laid out a full slate of Independence Day restrictions: fireworks curfew, no barbecuing, no parties, quiet hours by 6 PM, and a request to not display the American flag too visibly because it offends some neighbors. The poster promised to call the police and clarified, unprompted, that they are not afraid.
The complaint cited 'unauthorized botanical activity' and alleged the tomato plants were 'encroaching on the visual character of the street.'