Suburban Legend is a field research project focused on the world’s most perplexing habitat: the American suburb.
Our team studies the creatures, customs, and cul-de-sac politics that shape this vast asphalt ecosystem.
We believe:
• No leaf blower should operate before 9 a.m.
• Any lawn that looks “too perfect” is hiding something
• The HOA legal code should require punchlines
We collect real sightings, exaggerated truths, and is-it-fictional drama that feels suspiciously accurate.
Our reports help residents cope with garage clutter, birthday party inflation, and conversations about mulch.
Join us as we shine a porch light on the mysteries of suburbia and laugh at the life we all accidentally signed up for.
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