Your legend is in. Somewhere, a story that sounds invented but absolutely isn't has just landed in our inbox, and we are delighted.
Here's what happens next: we read it, we verify what we can, and we redact every name and identifying detail before a word goes public. The absurdity stays. The people don't. If you left an email, we may reach out for a detail or two. If you didn't, no worries, your secret cul-de-sac is safe with us.